`Christmas is a pain in the arse` by the Accelerators from England [written by Mike Charles] 
[as played on BBC Radio 2  -Johnnie Walker Show Dec 2002]

Verse 1

G					C
Granny breaking wind under the mistletoe
D						G
Getting cards from people that you don`t really know
G					C
One look at Aunty makes you want to throw
D
Its not good you know
D
Its not good you know

Verse 2

Eat so much food you can`t see your feet
Seeing all the relatives you don`t want to meet
Losing Christmas games so you have to cheat
Its not good you know
Its not good you know
Its not good you know Oh !

Chorus
A		D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E				A
I hoped last year that it just wouldn`t last
A		D
Christmas is a pain in the arse
E
Its such a pain
E
It gets you in the brain
E
Its such a pain 

Verse 3

Decorations go up in December now
For 12 days of Christmas all we do is row
I`m off next year to see Chairman Mao
And I`m not coming back, not coming back

Verse 4

Yellow Brick Rd is always on the box
No Ferrari 20 pairs of socks
Its no fun so I just drink lots
And lots and lots, and lots and lots, and lots and lots

Chorus [rpt]

Middle 8

G	C    G   D
G	C    D [rpt]


Chorus rpt 3 times

Christmas is a pain in the arse
I hoped last year that it just wouldn`t last
Christmas is a pain in the arse
Its such a pain
It gets you in the brain
Its such a pain