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                     I WANNA BE A DRUG SNIFFING DOG - Lard
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tabbed by blamft (blamft@hotmail.com)

Main Riff
 pm...................... 
E-----------------------------------
B-----------------------------------
G-----------------------------------
D-444-444-444-444-444-444-----------
A-444-444-444-444-444-444--0-1-2-3--
E-222-222-222-222-222-222-----------
Playing the rhythm in this phrase is a little tricky.  Each group of 3 chords
should be played down-up-down, with the final down stroke a little heavier. 
Because of the speed of the song, the strumming should be little more than a
wrist-spasm, and only take your palm off the strings for the last four notes.

Riff 2
E------------------
B------------------
G-2-2-2--2-22-4542-
D-2-2-2--2-22-4542-
A-0-0-0--0-00-2320-
E------------------

Chorus Riff
E-------------
B-------------
G-99----------
D-99-9--77-4--
A-77-9--77-4--
E----7--55-2--

Solo
I can't pick out the notes through all the flange, but try something in the
key of F#major.

Bridge Riff
E------------------------------	         -----------------------    
B------------------------------	         -----------------------
G------------------------------	         -----------------5424--	
D------------------------------ x3, then -----------------5424--
A------------------------------	         -----------------3202--
E-2p0-2p0-2p0-2p0-2p0-2p0-2-5--	         -2p0-2p0-2p0-2p0-------

that's all the bits - i'll let you put it all together
-blamft

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