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LAMER THAN LAME - Nerf Herder
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By: fernando (fernandohb1@uol.com.br)
intro: B G (4x) w/solo
(bass)
how do i get through to a girl like you
C B
workin' at the pretzal station at the hall
G B
beautiful lips, like strawberry quick
G B
i saw your boyfriend, he looks like a dick
G
but you won't check me out 'cause i work
B G
in the back of the radio shack
C B G
i won't be surprised
C D
if you don't call me tonight
E B C
'cause i'm lamer than lame
F# G B
uncool in every single way
but your boyfriend makes you want to cry
don't you think it's time you tried
a difference kind of guy
intro
verse2 - same as verse1
how can i even make you understand
when i'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband
saw you on the bus laughuin' with your pretty friends
i was in the back with the retarded kids
tried to say hello at the high school dance
but i wet my pants
C B G
i won't be surprised
C D
if you don't call me tonight
E B C
'cause i'm lamer than lame
F# G B
uncool in every single way
but your boyfriend makes you want to cry
don't you think it's time you tried
a difference kind of guy
C G
we could be happy
C G D
i could be the one you're looking for
C G
i could get a haircut
B C D
and i'd give up the video games
G
(bass)
G F# C C D
G F# C C D
C B G
no need to explain
C D
why you didn't know my name
[drums]
'cause i'm
E B C
lamer than lame
F# G B
uncool in every single way
but your boyfriend makes you want to cry
don't you think it's time you tried
a difference kind of guy
[same as chorus]
lamer
B
C
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