The Offspring
Me And My Old Lady

\ - slide down fretboard
/ - slide up fretboard
ù - full mute with palm of the right hand
h - hit on
p - pull off

Main Riff I: 
e-|-----------------------|-----------------------|-  
B-|-----------------------|-----------------------|-
G-|--9--9-7-9-9-10\13-/10-|--9--9-7-9-9\10-\16/---|-
D-|--9--9-7-9-9-10\13-/10-|--9--9-7-9-9\10-\16/---|-
A-|--7--7-5-7-7\8-\11-/8--|--7--7-5-7-7\8--\14/---|-

Main Riff II:
e-|-----------------------|-----------------------|-  
B-|-----------------------|-----------------------|-
G-|-----------------------|-----------------------|-
D-|--9--9-7-9-9-10\13-/10-|--9--9-7-9-9\10-\16/---|-
A-|--9--9-7-9-9-10\13-/10-|--9--9-7-9-9\10-\16/---|-
E-|--7--7-5-7-7\8-\11-/8--|--7--7-5-7-7\8--\14/---|-


Solo: CD - 0:40 thru 0:58
<< his was very hard to figure out because it's a weird scale that I'm not
familiar with, plus its rather fast... it's not exactly as on the album
but comes close in my opinion.  I hope that someone will be able to fix 
it up to it's true self, if you do, send me a copy <gak@idt.net> >>
e-|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B-|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G-|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D-|--6---6h7-6h7\--9----7h9-7h9-6----------------------------------------|
A-|---------------------------------7h8p7---7-------5h7-5h7\8/7----------|
E-|----------------------------------------------------------------------|

e-|----------------------------------------------------------------------|-
B-|-------------------------------------------------------------------17-|-
G-|-------------------------------------------------------------------16-|-
D-|---------5-7----6-7--/9--/12--10--7---7-/9---/12----10---\7-\9-----14-|-
A-|---5-7-8--------------------------------------------------------------|-
E-|----------------------------------------------------------------------|-
                                                                    let ring

Chorus Riff I: (Distorted)
e-|------------------------------------------------------------------|-
B-|------------------------------------------------------------------|-
G-|--7-\9-9-7\9-ù----5-\7-7-5\7-ù--------------------7--9-9-7-9-ù----|-
D-|--7-\9-9-7\9-ù----5-\7-7-5\7-ù----5-\7-7-5\7-ù----7--9-9-7-9-ù----|-
A-|--5-\7-7-5\7-ù----3-\5-5-3\5-ù----5-\7-7-5\7-ù----5-\7-7-5\7-ù----|-
E-|----------------------------------3-\5-5-3\5-ù--------------------|-
                                                        
Chorus Riff II: 
e-|------------------------------------------------------------------|-
B-|------------------------------------------------------------------|-
G-|--9-------------------9-7------------------7----------------------|-
D-|--9-------------------9-7------------------7-7--------------------|-
A-|--7-------------------7-5------------------5-7--------------------|-
E-|---------------------------------------------5--------------------|-
    So if you want...          ...go on and stare


She ain't no ball and chain.. x3         | Main Riff:       
Bass Intro                               |     Main Riff I x2
Main Riff                                |     Main Riff II x1
Solo (over Bass Main Riff)               |     Main Riff I x1
Chorus Riff  I x3                        + -- -- -- --
Chorus Riff II x1
Main Riff
Chorus Riff  I x3
Chorus Riff II x1
Main Riff

Note: The Main Riff involves two guitars, you can tell that one of the 
 guitars is set on high gain distortion the other on mid gain.  The
 high gain guitar cuts off toward every last repetition of the Main
 Riff, the mid and bass carry on. I didnt point that out in the tabs 
 considering that no one is gonna play this with two guitars.