Band: TEDM
Song: Monkey Killer

Accoustic Guitar. Normal Tuning. Kinda Slowly.



  Verse
D|----------------|----------------|
A|----------------|----------------|
F|--xx4-xx6-xx5-xx|--xx4-xx666-5---|
C|5-xx4-xx6-xx5-xx|5-xx4-xx666-5---|
G|5-xx2-xx4-xx3-xx|5-xx2-xx444-3---|
C|3-xx--xx--xx--xx|3-xx--xx--------|


  Chorus
D|----------------|----------------|
A|----------------|----------------|
F|--------7-777-77|--------5-555-55|
C|5-555-557-777-77|7-777-775-555-55|
G|5-555-555-555-55|7-777-773-333-33|
C|3-333-33--------|5-555-55--------|


  Pre-Interlude
D|----------------|----------------|
A|----------------|----------------|
F|--------7-777-77|--------5-55----|
C|5-555-557-777-77|7-777-775-555-55|
G|5-555-555-555-55|7-777-773-335-55|
C|3-333-33--------|5-555-55----3-33|


  Interlude
D|----------------|----------------|
A|----------------|----------------|
F|5-555-557-777-77|----------------|
C|5-555-557-777-77|5-555-557-777-77|
G|3-333-335-555-55|5-555-557-777-77|
C|----------------|3-333-335-555-55|


  End
D|----------------|----------------|
A|----------------|----------------|
F|----------------|----------------|
C|5---------------|----------------|
G|5---------------|----------------|
C|3---------------|----------------|



  Lyrics:

Monkey sits upon, pumpkin pies, eating monkey food,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Catch him drawing tits, keep your fingers he will throw his poo,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Kick him in the face, simply laugh, when he shrieks in pain,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Beat him to pulp, bloody guts, washes in the rain,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,

Where, is my dollar?
Left it in that monkey residue
Where is my dollar?
You, can't, tell me what to do.

Monkey sits alone, in his cage, eating bugs from hair,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Shoot him with a trank, when he screams, kinda sounds like Cher,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Hang him upside down, fill his mouth, with my homemade cream,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Sorting through his shit, when I sleep, I can hear his screams,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,

Where, is my dollar?
Left it in that monkey residue
Where is my dollar?
You, can't, tell me what to do.

Monkies, are just as smart as me,
just as smart as you,
we must take them out, so
we won't be ruled by
Monkies, are just as smart as me,
just as smart as you,
we must take them out, so
we won't be ruled by,

Monkies!

Walking on the beach, see a monkey stealing someone's beer,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Stab him with a glass, broken glass, shove it up his rear,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Then his friends arrive, they attack, throwing cocanuts,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,
I've been beat to death, by mammals with bright red butts,
Nanana Nanana Nanana,

Na Nanana Nanana Nanana Nana
Na Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Na Nanana Nanana Nanana Nana
Na Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Na Nanana Nanana Nanana Nana
Na Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Na Nanana Nanana Nanana Nana
Na Nanana Nanana Nanana,
Na...