This is the most accurate tab of Kielbasa Sausage I can figure out.

Standard tuning
                       F      C  [first]      [second]
E|---------------------1--1-1-0--|------------|------------|
B|------3----3-^0------1--1-1-1--|------------|------------|
G|------3----3-^0------2--0-0-0--|----0-------|------------|
D|------0----0-^0------3--0-2-2--|-0h2--------|------------|
A|---------------------3--0-0-3--|------------|------------|
E|-3-3-----3--------3------------|------------|------------|

Play twice, first time with first ending and second time 
with second ending (just checking), followed by a rest.

Then this:
E|---------------------1--1-1-0--|------------|
B|------3----3-^0------1--1-1-1--|------------|
G|------3----3-^0------2--0-0-0--|----0-------|
D|------0----0-^0------3--0-2-2--|-0h2--------|
A|---------------------3--0-0-3--|------------|
E|-3-3-----3--------3------------|------------|

E|----------------1--1-1-0--|---------|
B|----------------1--1-1-1--|---------|
G|----------------2--0-0-0--|----0----|
D|----------------3--0-2-2--|-0h2-----|
A|---2-3-2-0-2----3--0-0-3--|---------|
E|-3-----------3------------|---------|

Repeat, this time with lyrics.

I love your baby, but all I can think about is,
Kielbasa Sausage, your buttchecks is warm.
I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey,
My kielbasa sausage is about to preform, now get it on!

Solo

E|-6-6-6-6-\-8--8--------------------------|-------------------------------------|
B|-8-8-8-8-\-10-10--10-8-------------------|-----5-------5s6s5s3-----------------|
G|-0-0-0-0-\-0-0---------10p9h10p9-7-5-7---|---3---3---3-------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------|-5-------5---------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------------|

Next part

E|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2---------------------|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------|

All the ladies in the house say yeah...
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|---------------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
D|-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-|
A|-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-2-2-2-|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------|

   You know what time it is?  Tenacious D time, ya motherfucka, go!
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-|
D|----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-|
A|----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------|

   Fuck yeah
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|----------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--------|
D|------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-5-5-5-5--------|
A|------5-5-3-3-3-3-3-3-2-2-3-3-3-3--------|
E|------3-3--------------------------------|

Repeat that a few times end it with this:

D|-5-5-5-5-5-5---------|
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5---------|
E|-3-3-3-3-3-3---------|