From: "geoff kennedy" <kennedygeoff@hotmail.com>
Subject: here's the tab to Wheatus' "teenage dirtbag"
Date : 07/04/2001

Teenage Dirtbag
Wheatus
tabbed by Geoff Kennedy
if you use this tab, please send me a thank you at 
kennedygeoff@hotmail.com

these are four simple riffs that are all throughout the song, and are
really similar to each other. thier placement in the song is noted in
the tab. cheers!

Riff 1

e--------------
b--------------
g--------------
d----6---------
a--4------6----
e-------4------

riff 2

e----------------------
b----------------------
g----------------------
d----6---------2----4--
a--4------6--0----2----
e-------4--------------

riff 3

e------------
b------------
g------------
d------4--2--
a----2-------
e--0---------

riff 4

e---------------
b---------------
g---------------
d---------------
a---------------
e--5---4---2-4-2


Intro:    E       B       E        A         x2


E           B
Her name is Noel
E	 A
I have a dream about her
E	     B
She rings my bell
E		   A
I got gym class in half an hour
E	   B
Oh how she rocks
   E		 A
In kids and tube socks
    C#m         A          B 
But she doesn't know who I am
    C#m         A      B
And she doesn't give a damn about me


      E          A       B       (riff 1)
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
     E          A       B       (riff 1)
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
E         A    B      (riff 1)       E
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
A      B       (riff 2)
Ooooh....


Solo:    E       B       E        A         x2


    E             B
Her boyfriend's a dick
    E	        A
And he brings a gun to school
    E           B
And he'd simply kick
   E         A
My ass if he knew the truth
   E           B
He lives on my block
       E         A
And he drives an Iroc
    C#m        A          B
But he doesn't know who I am
    C#m        A      B
And he doesn't give a damn about me


      E          A       B       (riff 1)
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
     E          A       B       (riff 1)
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
E         A    B      (riff 1)       E
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
A      B       (riff 2)        
Ooooh....

(note: riff 3 is played with the  E and A section, so you'll need two
guitars
to pull this off)

E   A
(riff 3 also also played  

          E       A
Oh yeah   (riff 3)
          E       A
Dirtbag   (riff 3)
   (riff 2)           
No she doesn't know what she's missin

E   A
(riff 3)
          E       A
Oh yeah   (riff 3)
          E       A
Dirtbag   (riff 3)
   (riff 2)           
No she doesn't know what she's missin

Solo:    E       B       E        A         x2


    E           B
Man I feel like mold
     E              A
It's prom night and I am lonely
E       B
Low and behold
      E       A
She's walking over to me
E            B
This must be fake
   E             A
My lip starts to shake
C#m	     A          B
How does she know who I am
    C#m          A      B
And why does she give a damn about...


             E          A    B      (riff 1) 
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
E            A       B         (riff 1)
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
E         A       B       (riff)    E
Im just a teenage dirtbag baby like you
A        B      (riff 2)
Ohhhh.....


E   A
(riff 3)  
          E       A
Oh yeah   (riff 3)
          E       A
Dirtbag   (riff 3)
   (riff 2)           
No she doesn't know what she's missin
E   A
(riff 3)
          E       A
Oh yeah   (riff 3)
          E       A
Dirtbag   (riff 3)
   (riff 2)           
No she doesn't know what she's 
E  B   E   A   A/G#   E   B   E   A  (riff 4) E
Missin·